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Moyles NOT off his brekkie!

LISTEN up RADIO 1 breakfast show fans-it doesn't look like DJ CHRIS MOYLES is going anywhere.

Colleagues rallied around him yesterday after reports he's facing the chop from his top-rated show in September.

And my pic, above right, shows gay Torchwood star JOHN BARROWMAN is a big fan too after he gave Chris a kiss when he appeared on Chris Moyles' Quiz Night on Channel 4 at 10pm tonight.

VIDEO: Penelope Cruz goes nude in new movie

GOOD old Penelope Cruz. Doesn’t matter how highbrow the movie, Pen will somehow find a way to squeeze a nude scene in.

And in that respect, Elegy does not disappoint. In that respect, anyway.

Ben Kingsley stars as David Kepesh: Intellectual, broadcaster and all-round scarf-wearing berk who can’t even go to the loo without referencing Tolstoy.

'Too thin' Jessica Biel's beer & burgers diet

TALK about greasy lovers—JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is so worried his lady JESSICA BIEL is too thin, he's ordered her to pig out on BURGERS and BEER.

A source told me: "Jessica really loves to work out and so does Justin, but lately it seems like that's all she is doing.

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Bob Geldof's latest gift to Africa. Peaches.

DO-GOODER Sir BOB GELDOF is sending druggie daughter Peaches to AFRICA, I can reveal.

The scruffy poverty campaigner has had enough of her wild-child ways and is hoping a spell helping others might whip her into shape.

Peaches Geldof slideshow

Heather Mills frantic over new revelations

MISERABLE Mucca HEATHER MILLS is panicking over what her ex-publicist MICHELE ELYZABETH will reveal next.

Furious Michele, who defended Heather in the US for four years before quitting last week, has already said she doesn't believe the stash of secret tapes Mucca threatened Sir PAUL McCARTNEY with ever existed.

Now Heather is terrified even juicier revelations are just around the corner.

A source said: "Michele knows where all the bodies are buried—not literally, of course—but what she knows is bad enough to bring Heather down in flames.

"Heather is going frantic over whether she'll talk or not."

Britney Spears' car-crash exposed

PREVIOUSLY, on car crash TV... Yep, BRITNEY SPEARS is now set to star in her own telly show.

The troubled singer has ordered her vast entourage to start carrying professional video cameras around to film her every move, 24/7.

A source told me: "Britney's bodyguards and staff have been told not to miss a thing.

Supermodel Gisele's secret wedding plans

IMAGINE waking up next to this every morning, chaps.

Sadly, model GISELE BUNDCHEN is already spoken for—and looks set to wed soon.

Gisele Bundchen slideshow

Hannah Montana star's $1m condoms deal

Sweet-faced MILEY CYRUS has been offered $1 MILLION to become to face of a US condom firm.

The wholesome 15-year-old Hannah Montana star, who’s pledged to stay off sex until her wedding night, is being courted by LifeStyles Condoms, who say she’s the ‘obvious choice’.

Miley Cyrus slideshow

Elegy

GOOD old Penelope Cruz. Doesn’t matter how highbrow the movie, Pen will somehow find a way to squeeze a nude scene in.

And in that respect, Elegy does not disappoint. In that respect, anyway.

Ben Kingsley stars as David Kepesh: Intellectual, broadcaster and all-round scarf-wearing berk who can’t even go to the loo without referencing Tolstoy.