Thirty Seconds to Say My Goodbyes
Okay,
folks, that’s me done.
Thanks for reading, and thanks for all the comments. We don’t all agree with each other, but it wouldn’t be much of a show if we did, would it?
Rachel’s gone back to Wales, and I can go and have a nice long, snooze. Hey, it’s September already. Where did the summer go?

Every series has its highs and lows, and a few moments that will be remembered long after the show has finished.
Was this the best Big Brother ever?
I'm still excited.
Oh my Gosh!
Rachel versus Mikey!
Thirteen weeks down, thirteen hours left.
Mikey's still the favourite.
Now, in the cold light of day, the question must finally be asked: Can Sara win?
Kat took that well, didn't she?
After watching last night's highlights I'm now keener than ever for Kat to leave tonight.
Last night Kat and Darnell had a blazing row which ended with Darnell storming off to the diary room.
I hate to disagree with our esteemed TV critic Ian Hyland, but the brute fact is he is WRONG.
It was close, but no cigar.
Yesterday Darnell packed his bags and had visited the diary room twice by lunchtime wanting to quit.
I am a complete and utter genius.
So this is how it works tonight.
Yesterday they voted, not for nominations, but for a new Head of House.
It was a day that no one who saw it will ever forget.
We are now into the final fortnight.
Nicole has gone to an Olympic-record shattering 94.04% majority.
According to the Sun, the Great Facilitator Mario is going to re-enter the house on Sunday to propose to Lisa.
I've only just started to realise that I actually quite like the flirty Australian chick.
She can smile if she wants to.
Yesterday I predicted that Lisa would win the task.
Stuart wanted to go, and 59% of the voters let him have his wish.
Tonight it's the Big One.
Or at least, that's what he told Kat last night.