Lesley Brain's BB quotes quiz
It's been a bad week for BB10. So much of it has been simply WRONG.....
So I thought I would do an Anne Robinson and run a little quiz of my own.
Just guess who made these quotes this week. In the true tradition of BB there are no prizes or winners just the 'experience' and 'journey' of taking part.
1. Who is reported to have said 'shaving my head was drastic but BB wanted a hard-faced lesbian and, as a method actor, I accepted the challenge'....?
2. Who is so upset that people don't fully appreciate her incisive and self-depreciating style that she has begged the public, 'stop harshing my mallow''...?
3. Which female housemate who has been criticised for her limited banter has been trying harder.....'what does a Christian mean?'.....
4. Which highly educated housemate kindly chose to test someone from a silly university with dyslexia by kindly asking, 'so what's 15 times 15?'.....?
5. Which little hero of the week said to Sree 'I am listening very hard to what you are saying but I really can't understand a word of it.'....?
6. Which tousled-haired Love God refused to accept advice from Relationships Guru, Sree, saying harshly, 'I'm not taking advice from you.'...?
7. Who said, 'Pass me the brillo pads, I need to give my nadgers an extra going over.' ....? (I might not have heard that quite right.)
8. Which housemate has not spoken this week? (It may be that he has spoken non-stop but with no llive-feed I have to say he has been entirely silent).
9. Which housemate has NOT said, ' I can't wait to get out of this place and instead of making a complete prat of myself in all the usual rubbish clubs acting like a plank for two years I shall curl up on a sofa with a glass of Madeira and Beowolf in the original.)....?
10. Who as they were leaving to take up a caring career with Weightwatchers said, 'I'm off to be the next Bruce Lee.'....?
11. Words least likely to be said by this housemate..'I really don't know...I will follow your advice and wait for others to go first..I'm just a little shy.'......?
12. Which housemate who gives us such a thrilling and tantalising fashion show said, 'What shall I plait next?'....don't tempt me, please.
13. Which housemate is thinking....'Why can't they send in someone absolutely drop dead gorgeous who takes one look at me and falls head over heels and we can't keep our hands off each other?'
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